12-01-2008, 14:06
Bardzo przepraszam, ze po angielsku, ale nie chce mi się tłumaczyć, jeśli ktoś nie rozumie to sorry, a jeśli rozumie to miłej zabawy:
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
1. You are not Superman
2. Keep It Simple, Stupid
3. Automatic weapons - aren't
4. Recoilless weapons - aren't
5. Suppressive fire - won't
6. Incoming fire has right of way
7. If the enemy is in range, so are you
8. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire
9. If it is stupid and it works, it isn't stupid
10. When in doubt, empty your magazine
11. The easy way is always mined
12. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous
13. Teamwork is essential; it gives them somebody else to shoot at
14. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you
15. Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing
16. No combat-ready unit ever pased inspection
17. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat
18. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
19. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush
20. No battle plan survives contact with the enemy
21. Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
22. The enemy diversion you are ignoring will turn out to be the main attack
23. The only thing more accurate than enemy incoming fire is friendly incoming fire
24. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy
25. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in, and you will not be able to get out
26. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down
27. If you are short on everthing but the enemy, you are in a combat zone
28. The enemy invariably attacks on only two occasions; when you are ready for them, and when you are not
29. There is always a way
30. If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
(source: captain paranoia's post from outdoorsmagic forum)
A jak ktoś się rozsmakował to polecam jeszcze lekturę:
http://skippyslist.com/?page_id=3
Mały wyjątek, tak żebyś wiedział na co możesz liczyć:
1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.
11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party.
12. Not allowed to join any militia.
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo.
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
17. God may not contradict any of my orders.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.
19. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.
20. Must not taunt the French any more.
21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.
(...)
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Edytowany: 2008-01-12 14:11:12
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Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
1. You are not Superman
2. Keep It Simple, Stupid
3. Automatic weapons - aren't
4. Recoilless weapons - aren't
5. Suppressive fire - won't
6. Incoming fire has right of way
7. If the enemy is in range, so are you
8. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire
9. If it is stupid and it works, it isn't stupid
10. When in doubt, empty your magazine
11. The easy way is always mined
12. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous
13. Teamwork is essential; it gives them somebody else to shoot at
14. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you
15. Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing
16. No combat-ready unit ever pased inspection
17. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat
18. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
19. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush
20. No battle plan survives contact with the enemy
21. Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
22. The enemy diversion you are ignoring will turn out to be the main attack
23. The only thing more accurate than enemy incoming fire is friendly incoming fire
24. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy
25. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in, and you will not be able to get out
26. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down
27. If you are short on everthing but the enemy, you are in a combat zone
28. The enemy invariably attacks on only two occasions; when you are ready for them, and when you are not
29. There is always a way
30. If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
(source: captain paranoia's post from outdoorsmagic forum)
A jak ktoś się rozsmakował to polecam jeszcze lekturę:
http://skippyslist.com/?page_id=3
Mały wyjątek, tak żebyś wiedział na co możesz liczyć:
1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.
11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party.
12. Not allowed to join any militia.
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo.
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
17. God may not contradict any of my orders.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.
19. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.
20. Must not taunt the French any more.
21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.
(...)
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Edytowany: 2008-01-12 14:11:12
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